Fitness

I am trying to go swimming most mornings after the school run in an effort to get my fitness levels up, and there are quite a few women there every morning, burning their calories in the pool.
Sometimes they are women I love to swim with - they make me look like a good and extremely fit swimmer.
This morning, the lady swimming next to me was NO good for me at all - she swam so fast she practically left a wake, but when I watched her she was making no effort at all. I felt like a whale. One of those you see washed up on the beach.
Then I cheered up - some incompetant man ventured into the pool (in the morning nogal!) and not only was I lapping him, he was irritating everyone by crossing lanes all over the place. Strange how happy it can make one when someone else is useless!